and we're nothing short of invincible

poopdinkrules @ 2006-02-17T14:59:00

2006-02-17T20:00:09Z

this thingy still exists? thats bizarre.

poopdinkrules @ 2006-02-17T14:54:00

2006-02-17T19:57:56Z

this thingy still exists? waffle irons.

poopdinkrules @ 2005-06-06T10:46:00

2005-06-06T14:51:33Z

prom and afterprom was a lot of fun.

great to see everyone slicked up, and glad everyone had a good time at CT's cottage. pics were hilarious.

see you all tuesday.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-05-30T21:45:00

2005-05-31T01:48:39Z

Dear God,

Please make Chris Taylor fail his G2 test.

sincerely,

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-05-04T20:25:00

2005-05-05T00:26:07Z

hi.

poopdinkrules @ 2005-05-03T17:43:00

2005-05-03T21:50:05Z

i hate life im so sad everything sucks my life is ruined i need a hug i fuck pigs my girlfriend hates me i cant take it i hate everyone all my friends are so mean to me roffeys girlfriend is large fucking cow style shit bee bee boo boo chris got laid on the weekend fuckin hard sex little baby chris' runnin around goin im chreeeeaaaasssss or however he goes everyone hates me i never smile i fuck pigs im so stressed out im so lonely eric smith bro guy sup hey hi pal fuckin SURFS-RIGHT-THE-FUCK-UP fuckin sup hey bro mother fucking mother fuckers fucking mothers fucking other mothers' mothers'mothers' mothers i hate life im a little emo baby fuck titty.

im joking, im happy as tit.

poopdinkrules @ 2005-04-19T21:51:00

2005-04-20T01:54:11Z

this just in,

fuck school and everyone from huron.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-03-18T17:00:00

2005-03-18T22:02:02Z

fucking owned britt in pool. she sucks large. undefeated champ.

poopdinkrules @ 2005-03-15T11:27:00

2005-03-15T16:31:37Z

well i havent updated in a while.

just got back from arizona, and i would just like to inform you all that canada sucks. you suck. i hate cold and i hate all of you. and dont think im joking. if you read this i probably hate you.

go america and its warmth and nice golf courses and beautiful scenery and sweet ass cars and tasty food.

oh and ps.

canada sucks and so do you.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-02-28T21:33:00

2005-03-01T02:35:44Z

wendy's ketchup + palmers babe ruth like toss + contact with eric's car = eric fuckin steamed!!!!!

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-31T16:17:00

2005-01-31T21:19:24Z

hi matt.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-26T19:01:00

2005-01-27T00:27:07Z

haven't updated in a while.

welp

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-20T18:07:00

2005-01-20T23:11:37Z

eric you're not that haggard. im being serious. you just smell like a shit stain thats all.

keep up the good work.

mike.

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-16T03:53:00

2005-01-16T09:16:35Z

so its 4am, and im not even tired. i should probably be sleeping, but im not. it could have something to do with me having the absolute best weekend of my life, along with the most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever imagine. i have never been so happy in my life.

today i went to the mall, got like 6 cds and napoleon dynamite for a whopping 27 dollars!!! fuck ya gift certificates. after that i went to wendys, got a #2 no tomato with a medium frostie and that haggard cardinez kid works there and gave us free food. hes so haggard, but he gave me free food. regardless. hes pretty not so cool. after that went over to rachels. watched napoleon, spent 20 bucks on candy at the store.

its funny cause tommorrow i got an absolutely rediculous amount of homework. but personally i think homework can pretty much take off, beat it, get bent, shoosh off? i dont even care about school anymore. its probably a bad thing but im takin it easy next year, and if youre not takin it easy next year, you can pretty much take off, beat it, get bent, and shoosh off as well.

anyways, im happy as fuck. love everyone. love wendys. love ice cream. love crispers. love palmer. humped britt pretty good. she didnt even see it comin. actually the humping of britt was exactly what started my absolutely "increable" (french word?) weekend. thanks britt.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-13T19:16:00

2005-01-14T00:20:54Z

so like i went upstairs and found an air freshener on the counter. i smelt it. it was delicious. i decided to spray everything with it. i have a headache now. its strong. i also ate KFC for dinner. im drowning in a sea of oranges. mmmm.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-12T12:39:00

2005-01-12T18:01:34Z

wow talk about a fucking retarded day. first off, i woke up late cause i was tired as fuck, then i went to catch my bus, and the mother fucker didnt even come so im chillin at the end of my street thinkin to myself "wheres by bus at?". it was about 8:50 when i gave up on wating for it, and just went home. turns out the only bus that was running this morning was CT's, which is fuckin gay. so i come on msn and chris tells me to call him, so i did that up and hear that palmer got in an accident at school. some nagger slid into his car in the parking lot while he was getting out of the car, and the door fucked his leg up, thats just what ive heard. i wish i could say im glad theres no school, but this day fuckin sucks man. also, i was makin a Michelina's machoroni and cheese, and i fucking dropped the shit on the kitchen floor. so while i could have been chowin down havin a good time, i was cleanin the shit up. the sad thing is that my day has just begun, and i dont even wanna think about how much more bad shit can happen. this is fucked.

palmer we hope you're okay man.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-11T21:33:00

2005-01-12T02:43:04Z

penis.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-09T22:44:00

2005-01-10T03:45:05Z

ohhh hello matt. how was your day today? i hope it was fun-filled like mine.

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-09T22:27:00

2005-01-10T03:31:18Z

this update isn't meant for reading. i haven't much to say, the only reason i wanted to update was to use my new/hilarious/i love palmer emoticon faces. take a look for yourself. they change colours with every mood, make different facial expressions as well. they help to express my feelings OHHH SOO WELL!! and to top it all off...they're a lot of fun.

i hope you have as much fun as i do with these new emoticon faces. have a nice day.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-08T12:02:00

2005-01-08T17:20:46Z

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poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-02T16:23:00

2005-01-02T21:23:08Z

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hahaha im funny

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2005-01-01T12:50:00

2005-01-01T18:07:00Z

new years was ok i guess. i went over to kirstens with rachel, zack, eric, and alysia, and pretty much the whole time me zack and eric just played mad downhill domination/foosball/i owned eric. on the countdown everyone was upstairs screamin and roarin and jammin and jumpin and me and eric said fuck that shit and just watched Napoleon, which was quite possibly the funniest movie in the history of ever. it was pretty legend. i think i was the only person who hadn't seen it yet.

today im gonna attemp some homework, but the problem is i dont know where my school bag is n shit. ive looked for like 20 minutes already. fuck it i'll prolly just spank a lil.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2004-12-26T14:30:00

2004-12-26T20:02:10Z

WOW.

These last two days have been the best two days of my life. On Christmas Eve we had family come over to our house, i punished the shit out of my turkey. he didnt eve see it comin. after dinner everyone exchanged gifts and what not, got some pretty fly shit. i didnt end up goin to bed till like 3 am cause i couldnt sleep, and the next morning my family exchanged gifts. my daddy really went all out this year it was wild. i got a digital camera, new tv and dvd player for my room, new golf bag, clothes, 200 dollar gift certificate for HMV, other gift certificates, money, porn, maaa fuckin lottery tickets, a couch for my room, and other shit.

then later on last night i went over to Rachel's and we just chilled, watched SNL best of Will Ferrel, and Elf. she got me sweet ass professional poker chips which i wanted sooo badly, and the Death From Above CD. (i dont need to comment on DFA, everyone knows they're pretty much gods among men). i got Rachel a watch from Guess, its so awesome, and the expression on her face when she saw it filled me with the most amazing feeling ever.

These past few weeks have made me sooooooooo happy and couldn't possibly ask for anything more.

much love to everyone.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2004-12-18T18:17:00

2004-12-18T23:31:05Z

Everything is so mother fucking perfect right now. Each day just gets better and better.

PS. Christmas in less than a week niggas.

mike

poopdinkrules @ 2004-12-12T21:06:00

2004-12-13T02:42:15Z

this weekend was pretty fuck peeeaammpp, but it went by way to fast. Friday i went to the mall for a lil christmas shopping, and went to Pizza hut afterwards. 2 large pizzas, stuffed crust, garlic bread and ceaser salad. oh god it was slobfest and i was pretty regretful that i ate so much afterwards. i shat. then ate more. and shat some more. saturday was graaat, went over to Rachels it was a lot of fun.

today i just mad took it easy and did no homework at all. its prolly not a good thing considering i have a math test tommorrow and a physics summative due this week, but i dont give a poo. i gotta work with weisner and he's the most haggard kid alive. well, hes not much alive (cause hes so haggard and retarded), but either way, my christmas break has already started and i've decided to take it easy all this week its gonna be dope.

mike