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jesus i'm ready to come home.
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this thingy still exists? thats bizarre.
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[17 Feb 2006|02:54pm] |
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this thingy still exists? waffle irons.
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i touch myself
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[06 Jun 2005|10:46am] |
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juliana theory |
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prom and afterprom was a lot of fun.
great to see everyone slicked up, and glad everyone had a good time at CT's cottage. pics were hilarious.
see you all tuesday.
mike
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[30 May 2005|09:45pm] |
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Dear God,
Please make Chris Taylor fail his G2 test.
sincerely,
mike
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[04 May 2005|08:25pm] |
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whatever noise lube makes |
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hi.
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[03 May 2005|05:43pm] |
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 forget about it |
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i hate life im so sad everything sucks my life is ruined i need a hug i fuck pigs my girlfriend hates me i cant take it i hate everyone all my friends are so mean to me roffeys girlfriend is large fucking cow style shit bee bee boo boo chris got laid on the weekend fuckin hard sex little baby chris' runnin around goin im chreeeeaaaasssss or however he goes everyone hates me i never smile i fuck pigs im so stressed out im so lonely eric smith bro guy sup hey hi pal fuckin SURFS-RIGHT-THE-FUCK-UP fuckin sup hey bro mother fucking mother fuckers fucking mothers fucking other mothers' mothers'mothers' mothers i hate life im a little emo baby fuck titty.
im joking, im happy as tit.
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[19 Apr 2005|09:51pm] |
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50 cent - candy cane? candy corn? shop? |
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this just in,
fuck school and everyone from huron.
mike
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[18 Mar 2005|05:00pm] |
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a static lullaby - lipgloss and letdown |
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fucking owned britt in pool. she sucks large. undefeated champ.
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[15 Mar 2005|11:27am] |
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my chemical fuck you |
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well i havent updated in a while.
just got back from arizona, and i would just like to inform you all that canada sucks. you suck. i hate cold and i hate all of you. and dont think im joking. if you read this i probably hate you.
go america and its warmth and nice golf courses and beautiful scenery and sweet ass cars and tasty food.
oh and ps.
canada sucks and so do you.
mike
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[28 Feb 2005|09:33pm] |
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me schwankin it. |
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wendy's ketchup + palmers babe ruth like toss + contact with eric's car = eric fuckin steamed!!!!!
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[31 Jan 2005|04:17pm] |
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atreyu - right side of matts poon (of the bed) |
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hi matt.
mike
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[26 Jan 2005|07:01pm] |
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funeral for a friend |
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haven't updated in a while.
welp
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[20 Jan 2005|06:07pm] |
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midtown - until it kills |
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eric you're not that haggard. im being serious. you just smell like a shit stain thats all.
keep up the good work.
mike.
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[16 Jan 2005|03:53am] |
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so its 4am, and im not even tired. i should probably be sleeping, but im not. it could have something to do with me having the absolute best weekend of my life, along with the most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever imagine. i have never been so happy in my life.
today i went to the mall, got like 6 cds and napoleon dynamite for a whopping 27 dollars!!! fuck ya gift certificates. after that i went to wendys, got a #2 no tomato with a medium frostie and that haggard cardinez kid works there and gave us free food. hes so haggard, but he gave me free food. regardless. hes pretty not so cool. after that went over to rachels. watched napoleon, spent 20 bucks on candy at the store.
its funny cause tommorrow i got an absolutely rediculous amount of homework. but personally i think homework can pretty much take off, beat it, get bent, shoosh off? i dont even care about school anymore. its probably a bad thing but im takin it easy next year, and if youre not takin it easy next year, you can pretty much take off, beat it, get bent, and shoosh off as well.
anyways, im happy as fuck. love everyone. love wendys. love ice cream. love crispers. love palmer. humped britt pretty good. she didnt even see it comin. actually the humping of britt was exactly what started my absolutely "increable" (french word?) weekend. thanks britt.
mike
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[13 Jan 2005|07:16pm] |
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none im watching wheel of fortune |
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so like i went upstairs and found an air freshener on the counter. i smelt it. it was delicious. i decided to spray everything with it. i have a headache now. its strong. i also ate KFC for dinner. im drowning in a sea of oranges. mmmm.
mike
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[12 Jan 2005|12:39pm] |
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wow talk about a fucking retarded day. first off, i woke up late cause i was tired as fuck, then i went to catch my bus, and the mother fucker didnt even come so im chillin at the end of my street thinkin to myself "wheres by bus at?". it was about 8:50 when i gave up on wating for it, and just went home. turns out the only bus that was running this morning was CT's, which is fuckin gay. so i come on msn and chris tells me to call him, so i did that up and hear that palmer got in an accident at school. some nagger slid into his car in the parking lot while he was getting out of the car, and the door fucked his leg up, thats just what ive heard. i wish i could say im glad theres no school, but this day fuckin sucks man. also, i was makin a Michelina's machoroni and cheese, and i fucking dropped the shit on the kitchen floor. so while i could have been chowin down havin a good time, i was cleanin the shit up. the sad thing is that my day has just begun, and i dont even wanna think about how much more bad shit can happen. this is fucked.
palmer we hope you're okay man.
mike
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[11 Jan 2005|09:33pm] |
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penis.
mike
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[09 Jan 2005|10:44pm] |
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Aqua - Barbie Girl |
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ohhh hello matt. how was your day today? i hope it was fun-filled like mine.
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[09 Jan 2005|10:27pm] |
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LFO - Summer Girls |
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this update isn't meant for reading. i haven't much to say, the only reason i wanted to update was to use my new/hilarious/i love palmer emoticon faces. take a look for yourself. they change colours with every mood, make different facial expressions as well. they help to express my feelings OHHH SOO WELL!! and to top it all off...they're a lot of fun.
i hope you have as much fun as i do with these new emoticon faces. have a nice day.
mike
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[08 Jan 2005|12:02pm] |
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im funny |
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senses fail - buried a lie |
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